A Toy-Mental Toodle-Foo
"Hope for the Hopeless ... Fear for the Fearless .. Wait for the Weightless(ness)" © 1963
Wednesday, November 13, 2024
Late Breaking Reactions to the Current Situation.
Sunday, November 10, 2024
The question answers itself, if you ask me.
In case anyone would care to assume the duties of my personal monitor, they are well within their rights to demand a reading of the relevant articles in the company of impudent returnees from a formally redundant speed-reading competition. It might help if all seven living former Secretaries of the Bastard Nations be consoled as to the affordability crisis afflicting a random sample of sullen pre-teen assailants. The way some people scoff at all hours when a snacking duo slips the precious umber dot under my already weirdly inflated pudendum, is enough to discourage all future trackless manbots from ever straining to spring a leak from a perilous cancer flood. It irks no less than the purveyor of life-giving waters to have to witness this disgraceful display on the banks of our very own sulphurous wave. Some might go even farther. Everyone is advised to remain glued to their sets for further updates. As morning turns to afternoon, a certain delicate morsel will be indicated by a subtle itching sensation in the center of the palm. On the other hand, anyone worth their weight in salt has all of our permission to lie in wait in lieu of performing a perfunctory procedure. Could anyone register a position as to why it has come to this? At this very moment, no less?
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Friday, November 1, 2024
We need to work this out privately.
Yes, it's true what you've heard: we all strive in our little ways to follow precedents and decorum. I keep a stick of gum hidden in the flap of my hat and sing in the Youth Choir of my local habitat. It turns out that not all plant species are beneficial to eat. It comes down to consuming stuff in patterns which are built one brick at a time. A road crew can be asked to help you make ripples in the morning crud. When you receive the latest scouting report, you should look for a name which doesn't rankle people who are touched in the head. For all the others, it's okay if you relax on the beach in the off season. Who would ever think to look for you there? Not anyone who's submitted their forms on time, that's who.
Could we get down to particulars yet? To wit: why have you seen fit to patrol in my neighborhood without risking societal opprobrium? It would never have entered any of our calculations that someone in your position might have once broken bread with Harry Belafonte Jr. We were even somewhat surprised that you entered one of our eateries unaccompanied by individuals of a high caliber. It showed us just how wrong a person can be when they take it upon themselves to move all my furnishings into a squalid sub-basement without provocation. It makes sense in a bizarre kind of way that your doings are plastered all over the Conway even while the youngest of our children are shut out of the job market entirely. Does this strike you as 'fair'? I ask because you've never seemed to be that kind of person, at least not when I knew you growing up. Some things never change, though. And you know exactly what that would be. Don't lie.
Wednesday, October 16, 2024
It's quite simple, actually . . . ..
No one was in any doubt that the guy I'd signed in had trouble keeping each of his several explanations straight. No matter how many coupons I'd donated to his kids' education fund, the only glimmer at the end of a constricted tube was a glint from an ameliorated cufflink which gave some of us hope that not all whimpering contained any kind of secret clue at all. Which is why a person in my line of work sometimes gets in a bit of a fix if a trusted colleague tries to outline yet another agenda in the face of implacable opposition from 'you-know-who'. Even my defrocked Rector, Asmer Chomsul, tried to have a go at matching finger prints to astrological signs and came up empty every freaking time. When it was my turn to lie face down in a morphological chamber, some of the hysterical busybodies who controlled access decided they'd had just about enough and began to enforce a body of antiquated regulations that would make your head spin if any game had the remotest quantity of skin in it at all. As of press time, we can report that a peculiar cohort of seditious ectomorphs is even now approaching Terminal G at Newark-Liberty International Airport. Do we even have to stipulate that their intentions are not, as we say, 'good'? If so, consider it so stipulated. If not, I dare you to try to seal my coating.
Friday, October 11, 2024
Update on the 'Sally Merkel' situation.
Sunday, October 6, 2024
Life-Lessons Learned on the Battlefield of Contemporary Existence.
Thursday, October 3, 2024
This is a personal message for you, and you alone. [ALL OTHERS ARE PROHIBITED FROM READING]