Friday, July 5, 2019

Recent News of the Minnesota Reds Soccer Squad



At some distance from where my vehicle had failed, I pondered an envelope taped to the bottom of a chair just outside the emergency room in Baltimore, Kansas. Her name was Filena Roberts and she appeared to be the mother of my biology teacher, except it was a ruse, and I was super pissed. Why? Because this was to be my very first opportunity to exhibit my various sexual skills during a camping trip with the Minnesota Reds Soccer Squad in the radical defilement stage. 






The trick of needing a last chance, in the form of twenty two razor backs to go with day-old shrimp salad, should have been enough to persuade Marjorie Douglas to give up the round-robin championship, but NO! It was not to be, at least not yet,.. and someone who does not smoke is also afraid of betraying a special confidence in our nation's youth without ever giving even one young person a chance to shine like no other type of fornicating individual.







So this could be where push comes to suck, as it were, but not necessarily is, because even if one and one alone still adheres to the Gate of Effections, then the whole boatload of someone else's established norms goes out the window like a heap of never-used punctured arrest records. 



This I will tell you, young man, and not a moment too soon,.. because the one who stands with the briefest allowed wedding shift will still profit when all not-so-decent approximations of 'things' fail to meet a ladder on the high blood-count quotable trail-mix arrest pansy.

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