A Toy-Mental Toodle-Foo: December 2025

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Universal Greetings Gambit

Hello Billy Johnson! Hello Marcia Winters! Hello Lou-Ann Holstrom! Hello Ike Ortiz! Hello Oscar Leventhal! Hello Janice Porterhouse! Hello Geronimo Perkins esq.! Hello Kretpak Pramptnl! Hello Narolo Moffit-Koenigsburgher! Hello Pastor Nickles! Hello Dr. Michael Roper! Hello Sandy Putella! Hello Lydia Von Storch! Hello Kathy Jones Skinner! Hello Norma Feigenbaum! Hello Gerard Malvin! Hello 'Sportscar' Levine! Hello Hervey Scudder! Hello John 'Pussy Boy' O'Keefe! Hello Wanda 'Standing-inside-an-empty-room' Volklersburg! Hello Walter 'Made in the shade with a blade in the glade' Touffler! Hello to all randomly placed objects! Hello to a particular molecule of air the location of which will not at this time be revealed! Hello to truely existent beings inhabiting non-phyasical universes! Hello to all Prime Numbers! Hello to the Pacific Ocean! Hello to all genital warts everywhere! and finally: Hello Number 119!**

A Toy-Mental Toodle-Foo

Friday, December 26, 2025

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