Friday, July 21, 2023

The true scope of this thing scares us!

 









Every one of us has now slid further into a skein of our very own good fortune. The young lady who issued a prompt at the first sign of a hemostatic voltage-alarm bears a striking resemblance to a wan blanklet holding the fort at a bakery's secret entrance. That's because, when she lifts barbecue tongs to the ceiling in an effort to free an errant honeybee from a knot in the core, you can tell that one of her parents has been holding certain 'things' at arms' distance for her whole pafentic life. And, to tell you the truth, this just doesn't sit well with the Preacher's kid that I know myself to be. If I had it to do all over again, I'd try to find a very impressive collection of geometry memorabilia and mount it in a lobby not far from here. After that, I'd try to live down some of the things I once said in a weak moment. Because, who's to say that it doesn't make any difference anyway? Surely not anyone I've ever talked to, if I'm being honest (which I'm not).



You could try to be a little more circumspect when we notice that some of your notebooks were left out in the rain during a recent news bulletin. We're not in any position to brag, but the promotion which you so long to bring about won't do anyone any good unless a local factory can be induced to stop infecting people's fingers with amateur parking glue. Sorry, but this is just a 'sore point' with folks on my side of the proverbial fence. You see, one way or another, the principal activator is going to take a fall. And when he does, I'll be right there holding my tongue and distributing buffet items to a phalanx of opportunistic Veterans' Affairs officials. In fact, I make it a practice to keep one right here. I'd ask him to say a few words but, at the moment, he's tied up making a lot of calls on behalf of a tertiary organization. Little does he know how they gently chuckle when he leaves a room in disgust.


There is a host of reasons why most of us are no longer permitted to leave the grounds without a miniature tail-light concealed on our person. For starters, you'd have to be 'certifiable' to think that you could adjust expectations in light of some of the portents which have come under our purview during the most recent ratings period. Then there's the quandary surrounding a viscous liquid slowly oozing into a control annex in the nerve center. Each of the usurpers has upheld a common oath and regained consciousness without first signing on to a felonious rack sheet. I myself have kept one under a spare pillow for going on three and a half years thus far. And no, I don't intend to retrace my steps anytime soon. As soon as you get back, there's the small matter of a missing lamp cord which might be to your liking. Please let us know if we can help your extended family find employment in a lucrative sector. I have it on good authority that they can be found most nights burnishing their credentials under a streetlamp near a toxic waste dump of some significant repute. Did I or anyone else ever tell you different? Be honest.


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