It was as if I could remember leaving a small piece of artificial foam--it had been a sort of keepsake--just inside our neighbor's garage door, but all I was really doing was rehearsing an alibi I needed to tell with a straight face when my name came up in discussions of the latest societal contretemps. My place in the village seemed somehow even more precarious than it had in the previous two years of wilting faces on all those who would contribute even a petty farling for recovery at the speed of wind. My otherwise cheerful mien was cratered with a concern for a sly business person whose petals formed the backbone of a likely exercise in holding forth to a silent tradition of piece through strength. I would tell all the people who asked about my place in things that none was to be had even with a mildly abortive effort.
A church that I'd been asked about on more than one occasion was now a ghost of its former shell. The cannery in the next town over never had it so good but you couldn't tell that by looking. No. You had to approach in disposable slippers and then take a knee if you thought someone was about to make a sound. Only then could you be sure that your task was to be seen as anything other than a rank substitution. Now you could afford to take an idle moment to arrange your accessories more appropriately. If anyone thought they could tell you where to apply for insurance against persistent crackage, they would risk only moderately off-color comments. To which all you had to reply was, 'Yeah..... could be...'
When I decided to drive my car without the normally required anti-bacterial gloves, that was a turning point. It seemed that one of the images I recalled defacing was of an orphaned pony that went on to win a coveted position in the nascent animal autocracy. This did not earn me any points when it came to holding my own in the speed dating hierarchy. Which is why I never showed much interest archery, knitting or metallurgy. Now that we're home again, the bastion of internal displacement has scorned a pleasant icon of derision. And this is why I still claim to love the sounds you make while eating your favorite snack. Oh, and one more thing, have they ever thought about doing anything with your hair?