How about a little off-the-cuff astrology?
Why not? Here goes:
- Capricorn -- Someone's got it in for your ass, keep club heat.
- Gemini -- Call home.
- Virgo -- A close relative hatches a scheme to forego a prospective leasing agreement.
- Aries -- Disappearance pills should be the least of your worries.
- Aquarius -- Activate postural relief formats. NOW!
- Leo -- Your goniff is showing, causing some to smirk with an evil gleam. Pay them no heed.
- Taurus -- An uneventful walk is in your future.
- Pisces -- Maintain hydration.
- Sagittarius -- A person of short stature is (not unironically) a BIG admirer of someone you know well.
- Libra -- Put a lid on it.
- Cancer -- Smoking permitted.
Okay, is that it? I mean, did I forget one of those
so-called signs? If so, I apologize. I'll try to
get to it tomorrow. Over and out.
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