Good News About Our Infant Daughter!

 

He felt that it was only fair that his wife and her friend, Alvin Stegner, be allowed to watch the operation in progress for what seemed like hours. No one would linger afterwards to complain about lost wages, so there's that. Also, in case anyone feels let down by what happened at the end, they can rightfully console themselves with the fact that not many items disappeared over the course of several weeks. This was when everyone agreed that they had quite a bit to get reacquainted with after being held in-kind until the last of the radioactive bricks were securely stored in the basement of the Fever Tree Orphanage at 213 Westcott Avenue in Brearly, NJ 08725.

Now that he has met with various compliance officers who hold sway in these matters, he would no more embarrass his children in front of their escorts than he would enter one of his pets in a contest for which their preparation was spotty at best. Which reminds him, now that he thinks about it, when has it ever been a problem to wrangle a few of the local fellows to pony up a pittance and dance squarely on the move, even if sanctions had yet to be lifted? He liked that they always tried to calm some of the staff when they were on the verge of having a fit. Also, the one time that he took them for all they were worth ended badly after they were seen in the tall grass without even a 'pretend' license. To say nothing of how the food had to be re-upped once she got back from her latest excursion to one of our finest institutions. It was there that all the tests were done and no one came out of it looking like a thousand bucks.

Why does anyone insist that he should walk through town in a way which causes offense to absolutely no one? If they can't get  the hang of it, then why did it get around that they hadn't been given a chance? Was it because of the time he spent going over placement sheets which were purposely hidden until the very last minute? No matter what any of them think, or claim to think, a very attractive young lady is now believed to be the last person to have seen the sensors removed in toto. This gives her a leg up when it comes to treading lightly on some of the feet which were extended on her behalf, come what may. If she could bring herself to make certain non-obligatory statements during a formal arrangement, then the least anyone else could expect is still something of a mystery. If the person who lives behind our house is no longer pestering the local scuba instructor, that can only be considered a pyrrhic victory at best. In which case you should expect that an interested third party will look you straight in the jaw and pronounce it 'done' for once and for good. The sad part is, though, that no one will ever know the name of our infant daughter who was adapted for a major made-for-TV movie. Expected release date: June 12, 2031. Goo.

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