Mold Impressions In A Cunning Fashion.

The Executive Committee of A Toy-Mental Toodle-Foo.

There probably will appear a range of experiences. During and after a yawn cycle the brain shrinks a little, but resizing is almost instantaneous. You would likely never notice a thing, but there is a helpful gesture detailed in a pamphlet we want you to steal. The scheme is complex yet dull. The attention you can muster will hold you in good stead with the progenitors of a faintly worrisome back-engineered alien technology. You must admit the time is short but that should not stop your best effort to mercilessly punish any random bad-faith interloper. Your felt sense will allow you to mold impressions in a carefree yet cunning  fashion. You can't have it both ways, but it seems obvious you'll try anyway. Will it come up gay?

Do we have a deal?

Is there someone you would particularly wish to be present to comfort you? If the answer is 'yes', then we will rush an odd fellow into service at a time not less than five minutes before the final chipped relic is destroyed. The aim of the program is two-fold: (1) to promulgate a gripping account designed to legitimate a one-size-fits-all approach when all is said and done and lost and vacant and (2) to mask the native appeal of negative wind with a faulty report of rain at altitude and a rupture of support narratives that hold us blameless. You get the picture.

An 'older person'

Once before when our assurances seemed somewhat sketchy, the run-through bore repeating but the approval we craved was slow in coming due to just another looming health crisis. An older person who has requested anonymity is expected to come to your aid and a donor of mild disposition will be stationed at your side as a crude distraction from the overall situation with regard to the sanitized liquid at hand.

And now a trim, new and appealing timing sequence is expected to be effected, if our mandated incident providers can be counted on to assist on the grievous end of a supported stick. A basic stone wall, in other words. Why can't you have it both ways is your question, right? Well, it should have been put to you before now, but, the name we forgot to mention will most likely be enough to shock you into the recognizably watered down appropriateness of laughter at a webstream of a glowing dick. All is forgiven even as a church burns. 

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